A little heart, a little fun, and a little pie-chart. How can you go wrong?
This strip is what happens when cute meets scary. It’s a winning combination.
Die-hard Watson fans will know that whenever a new Apple product comes out, I always do a strip about America’s zombie-like devotion to these products; I’m kind of a zombie, too. In previous strips there was a little kind names “Apple Kid” who always got lobotomies and strange surgeries to prove his undying devotion to Apple. In this strip some kid has made the ultimate upgrade: The iSoul, a product that replaces your real soul with some Apple thing that just compels you to shop and shop. I think most die-hard Apple fanatics have this already. — Things would be so much easier if we could just give ourselves over, completely, to Apple. Install the new iSoul and let the pain just fade away.
And, like the new iPhone 5C, this strip comes in more than one color.
Bright white and Traditional Recycled.
Both come with iTunes.
Come back soon.
Today’s strip was inspired by my good pal, Dan Piraro, creator of the excellent comic strip “Bizarro,” and a few conversations we’ve had on the topic of not eating anything that has a face, better known as “Veganism.” Dan’s been a vegan for many years and has kind of got me interested in exploring a bit more. While I do enjoy the taste of several non-vegan things, I can certainly appreciate the brutality of eating something that can’t say “Hey, don’t eat me” back. When I was a little kid my older brothers used to dress me up in 5o lbs. of hockey pads and set me up as the basement goalie, all taking turns cracking plastic hockey pucks at me head. If I’d been a vegan maybe they would’ve stopped. …Or, something like that. — What was I saying?
This strip is very silly and weird. A “Cpap” machine is a machine people with sleep apnea or upper airway resistance syndrome (UARS) wear at night so they can breath. I know several people who wear these at night, all of them lovely people. Sleep disorders aren’t an area of health that get a lot of play in Comics, so I thought this might be cute. The joke here, if you haven’t figured it out, is just a word switch with the “PAC” in Pac-Man to “PAP” in Cap. — Not rocket-science. Just a little letter-jumbling. If you didn’t get it or did get it and found it awful, you’ve hit the nail on the head. – What the hell does Pac-Man have to do with sleep disorders? The answer is: nothing at all.
Congratulations! You’ve made it to ROUND 2.
…Get ready to play again.
This very strange strip is one of my first experiments with clip-art. Is it “breaking the rules?” I’m not sure. …No. In the year 2013 (and beyond), Comics are doing many, many strange new things.; they’re all part of something new. Some of my best pals – longtime pen-slingers on the ol’ Comics page – use clip-art. Used effectively a good piece of clip-art can really work wonders. I don’t think I’ll make a habit of it, but just wanted to see what it’s like. — I’m kind of a “process talker.” …It’s true. — Some readers really dig it.
This comic is very silly and very straight-forward. If you’ve read “Calvin and Hobbes” then you know Bill (Watterson) has a great sense of humor. I’m about 85% sure that I’m not going to get a phone call about this, but if I do I’ll be sure to blame someone else. Calvin would’ve wanted it that way.
This strip takes 1 second, literally, to get. If you don’t get it in the first 3 seconds it’s over. I seldom have strips that are this hit-or-miss. In fact, this may be my most hit-or-miss strip ever. If it’s not your thing, no bother. A new strip will be coming soon. FYI – I thought of this strip while reading a children’s book (not that one) to my kiddo. I was thinking about story book characters and then things that rhyme, and my little joke alarm just went off. …It gets me at strange times. It’s kind of like being Batman, but in a slightly different way.
As if from a true demonic story, I thought of this idea (truly) as I ran upstairs to check on something right before I was about to post another, less funny strip. As soon as I came back to my drawing board I had this idea in my head, it seemed a little funnier than the thing I was about to post, and I had it done in less than 10 minutes. As it turns out, I think this is pretty darn funny. — I’ve saved yet again. I wonder who’s been reading? …Is it getting a little hot in here or is just me?
This unusual “Watson” strip is a timely salute to the new, 12th Doctor in the “Doctor Who” series, appropriately depicted as a Dr. Seuss character, “a Who,” by the same name. This strip is only really funny/cute in the context of this TV show and those who know it. It will be very cute for the next few days, but may not have a lot of staying power over time. No bother. I’m sure there will be another comic soon.
And, yes, the “milk ticket” Watsons are still emerging; just one drawing on the back of a Good Haven Elementary milk card. – When will the old strip be back? What about all the fancy colors? …Can’t say for sure. I’m just going where the winds take me.
Any chance to write for the wonderful and brilliant Dan Piraro is always a pleasure.
This “Watson” strip is a little different. In the spirit of many things, I’m trying a slightly different approach this time. Beyond telling a joke in the strip, I’m also starting to think about the world of the comic strip and where it might come from. This strip, as you’ll see if you squint, was written on the back of a Good Haven Elementary milk card, an item from the school house all the “Watson” kids attend. …Who made it? Maybe me. Maybe someone else at the school. – Nevertheless, I’m exploring many options in giving my readers something exciting and fun (maybe different) that they’ll really enjoy. I enjoy all of it so I think we’ll all be okay. — Stay tuned for more mysterious developments.
This strip is about the seasonal (and literal!) “middle” of Summer. Although calendars and astrological charts frequently align, most would agree there’s a point when most school kids think “Oh crap! I can already see September. What the hell have I done with my summer?” I think it would probably be much easier to have your wake-up call be a tumble into a big squishy pit, BUT we’d probably need a lot of pits; parking-wise, I just don’t see it as a possibility. – Bottom line, Summer – like all good things – does have a beginning, middle, and end. Try to make each day count. Enjoy the weather. Drink your silly iced latte’ with extra squirts, and just LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! — And, keep an eye out for the “middle.” It’s always hungry.
This strip is all about movies in the Summer: making movies, going to movies, watching movies; loving movies. Every summer, right around now, I get in a funny mood where all I want to do is be outside at night and look at things that glow. This may be a genetic defect of mine. It may have something to do with 50s B-movies. …I can’t be sure. That said, if you’re feeling a little funny in coming days (and you’re not glowing), I would absolutely suggest going to a Drive-in, dressing your dog up like a space-alien, and/or just doing what feels right. One of the great things about being a kid, especially in the Summer, is that no creative venture, short of setting someone on fire, is ever off limits. Kids go crazy in the Summer and parents know it. They wanna be aliens. They wanna sleep under the bed. There’s a mutant-lobster in the furnace room… These are all par for the course. My advice is for you to embrace these extra-terrestrial vibes from planets beyond and just have fun. That’s what Summer’s for …Correction! — That’s what’s life’s for.
This is based on something that really happened.
Remind me to tell you later. – I was the guy yelling at the whale.
The whole thing looked exactly like this.
Any chance to write for the wonderful and brillaint Dan Piraro is always a pleasure.
Any chance to write for the wonderful and brillaint Dan Piraro is always a pleasure.
I love Summer. Most days all I can think about is iced coffee, sand, and the sea. I think this strip is a combination of all three. This strip is a little unusual (for me) in that it doesn’t feature any of my usual characters, but I think it’s good to shake things up a bit every so often. – In a benevolent universe, I’d like to believe that all the squid really wants is some scones, but I can’t say for sure. The coffee cannon atop a Starbucks sailing vessel is a truly ingenious idea. If they had Starbucks ice cream trucks that toured around town spraying kids with iced coffee, I think summertime would be just so exciting. — Let’s all work on making that a reality.
This strip was inspired by a number of ideas, but I fear it may just be as simple as thinking about Drive-Ins in the summer time. In this instance, I believe I was thinking about monster movies, and corn fields, and flashlights, and it all ended with this. — A little spaceship making crop circles in Watson’s fur. Maybe Watson fell asleep outside. Maybe he was chewing a bone out by the corn. Not sure. …The lighting on this was really fun to do. I have no regrets about this strip. Call it weird. Cringe because there are no word balloons or punchlines. Coming from the mouth of the artist, this is my sense of humor to a T. — If it leaves you feeling cold, alien abduction lines begin right behind the little Tonka truck.
This strip was so much fun to draw. All the coloring was very relaxing and meditative. Little sea-monster boy and I became fast friends. I never knew making scales could be so much fun. – Not sure how much beach-time we’ll have in “Watson” this summer, but a little more would be nice. I think drawing sand is almost as much fun as drawing snow. It’s very close. – I may need to try more rain.
This strip, inspired by the upcoming “Man of Steel” is all about the world of make-believe, and how, even though anything is possible, some kids (boys) still want to hog the entire universe for themselves. In this scenario, I imagined Fudgey telling all the little kids they were going to play “Superman,” and then having Clover come dressed up as Supergirl with all her little pets as Super Chicken, Super Snake, and Super Hamster. — At this point, clearly, the thrill of being a “Super” anything would’ve been lost for Fudgey, as it would for most obnoxious boys, and he would’ve just had enough. — Some readers may find it strange that to think of a gag – especially in a strip as “strange” as mine that I would take the time, or need to, think about things in this manner, BUT I do. More than just “gag strip” which could be about any guy who goes to work or “…a thing that happens,” my strip is about how people (kids) feel in certain situations – more than just physical comedy – and understanding how they got to that place is always important for me to feel like the joke makes sense to me. — Again, some readers don’t always get these jokes or know where I’m coming from, BUT those who do totally dig ’em. “Watson” is an acquired taste; but I’m perfectly happy to cook for those who’ll join me at my table. Drawing the strip for my loyal readers is still a great thrill.
This Watson strip is a slightly glum nod to those that never get a proper Summer break because they have to go right into summer school. I don’t think there actually schools where you walk directly out of the last day of regular class right into summer school, BUT I could certainly imagine a place where that might happen. Someone remarked that the school in this strip looks an awful lot like a factory. …Is that how I see school? – Maybe. Depends on the day. There were certainly days like that. UGH! Thank God it’s over. …Comics! Hooray!!!
This is the first “non-pink” strip to appear since my new Watson Pink series. As to why it’s appeared (a relapse?) so shortly after the new pink-series is a bit of a mystery. The pink series is by no means finished. In a few short weeks, I took a lot of keen things from it and hope to do more with it soon; perhaps very soon. As to what you can expect in days to come: a whole range of things. More pink Watsons. More intricate Watsons. Many different kinds of everything. I’m leaving all doors open. — We’ll just have to wait ‘n’ see… Again!
This one was very silly. The pink thing is still underway.
This comic is a very deep, heady idea diffused by something very silly. Fudgey losing his balloon has him worried about big ideas and Watson’s response is very surreal. Of the all the new Watson pink strips this one is, by far, the most minimalist. I’ve heard both positive and neutral things about the strip’s “new look” and have been glad to see them all. In addition to being an exploration of the characters in the strip, the strip is also an exploration in my work in Comics. — Things are always changing. It’s all just one big adventure.
Although Fatcake the Cat looks a little annoyed here the joke is that he thinks sleeping would help rid Fudgey of his troubles. The dark side of this joke, I suppose, might have Fudgey sleeping days on end until he spiraled into an awful depression. I don’t think that’s why cats are always sleeping: depression. I think they’re just bored… maybe tired. I’m sure we could go on and on about this for days. But, we won’t. — Time to go sleep our questions away!
This strip is very straight forward. Although the point is subtle, I had intended that Fudgey on the left would represent “knowledge” (or the lack thereof) and Peanut (the kiddo in the glasses) would represent information. The discussion here, I suppose, is what does it mean to actually know something, and of what value “knowing things” is when answers are just a click away. It’s a larger discussion to be had, but not here. – Someone else have it and let me know what happens.
